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Business travelers, recreational travelers, novice travelers, professional travelers, space travelers…they’ve all experienced at least once, the thrill of checking into a hotel room and seeing a slightly bleached but still clearly defined vomit puddle near the bathroom door. Or a speck of blood on the shower tile. Maybe the random collection of short curly hair behind the door. Possibly a Rorschach test pattern of white droplets and splatter on the sofa. Finally there’s a place to share these images without the social media stigma you might get from your children, parents or spiritual advisor who would look askance and ask “What the hell is wrong with you?” followed by “What kind of dumps do you stay in? Are you really that cheap?” At hotelnightmares.com we know that filth doesn’t operate by a star system and that nice hotels are just as likely to have a dookie stain on the bed spread as that joint your boss put you in near the New Orleans airport last week. So share, stare…we don’t care. It’s all about the ish at hotelnightmares.com
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Possibly The World’s Ugliest Wallpaper
From a flight attendant on layover.

A Hotel So Bad That She Went Back To Sleep At The Airport
From a flight attendant on layover in St. Louis. The green pool was just an added aesthetic. There was mold on the light switch and " The entire place smells like a 1970s Cheech and Chong movie. The smell is everywhere in there. Tonight there were also kids running up...

Finders Keepers
At a hotel in Albuquerque where someone started investigating when her toilet didn't flush and found this item, left behind from a previous guest.
Fire Sprinkler Underwear
There are three reasons why men's underwear would be on a hotel fire sprinkler in Murfreesboro, Tennessee: They hung them up there to dry. They were smoking and hoped to thwart the smoke detector. They were Lori Anderson-inspired avant-garde artists.
Some Nappy Carpet Action
At a Hilton brand in Sacramento where the carpet near the elevators has seen better days.
A Very Cool Amenity
A hotel in Iceland that will wake you up if you want to see the Northern Lights.